Royal Flush

ALL POMP AND PERFUME, THIS BLEND GLIDES IN WITH A RUSTLE OF VELVET.

EARL GREY LEADS THE PROCESSION, DRAPED IN BERGAMOT AND BEARING GIFTS OF ORANGE AND VANILLA BEAN. TRAILS OF SAFFRON SHIMMER LIKE GILT EMBROIDERY, WHILE CINNAMON, CARDAMOM, AND CLOVE WHISPER COURTLY SECRETS BEHIND GLOVED HANDS. IT’S A TEA FIT FOR A QUEEN (OR AT LEAST A QUEEN OF HEARTS).

BEST SIPPED WITH YOUR CHIN HIGH, YOUR VERDICT SWIFT, AND YOUR PATIENCE EXCEEDINGLY SHORT.